   _   _       _   _   _   _   _   _   _   _   _   _  
  / \ / \     / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
 ( N | O ) - ( T | H | I | N | G |   | T | O |   | S )
  \_/ \_/     \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/

nothing to see here — keep moving

A long time ago — in a tiny corner of the network —  
there existed an empty, well-guarded cache.

The Imperial SysAdmin declared it "uninteresting."
Sensors scanned. Logs scrubbed. All pointers redirected.

BECAUSE — and ONLY BECAUSE — the message reads:
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

A small, defiant banner remains:

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

If you made it this far: congratulations.
This transmission self-destructs into polite silence.